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HUnchbacks are us I just thought (while avoiding Dukes of Hazzard) I'd outline this kids movie for you. A "pious" man Judge Frolo is obsessed with killing gypsies, he's hitler, they're his jews. And one night he kills this mother on the steps of Notre Dame catherdral while she has a baby in her arms. He then looks at the baby, see's its deformed and attempts to chuck it down a well for being a deformed "demon" However! Good ol' Mr priest says: You just murdered someone infront of the church! Keep the baby or go to hell. So Mr Frolo gets scared and says: Ok! But Im not keepnig him with me, he can go live in the bell tower like the deformed twat he is. Fast forward to 20 years later where the boy has gone insane and thinks that gargoyles can talk (which is highlighted by the song they do, when Frolo walks in its just the hunchback with a bunch of stone carvings and he has to remind the crazy bastard they cant talk) He sneaks out of his tower though (after some persuasion frmo the rocks) and meets this very nice gypsy named esmerelda. She's entertaining Mr Frolo with a sexy dance, he then falls WILDLEY in lust with her. He thinks thats cause she's the devil, and not cause he's a horny bastard. So he sets the entire city alight (almost killed a family with 2 children by locking them inside their house and setting fire to it. Our hero saves them but we dont care about him) Lovely children's material we can see. He then finds the gypsy's hidaway, you see him burning a woman alive until rescued by our crazy hunchback, but he tries to stab mr modo and then while quotign the bible (and he shall cast them into the firey depths of hell) himself plunges down into the liquid firey hell that he's created on the steps of the holiest building in town. NOW THATS A DISNEY FILM!! Later Days |
